NEW MEANINGS FOR OLD WORDS
  1. An application was for employment
  2. A program was a TV show
  3. A cursor used profanity
  4. A keyboard was on a piano
  5. Memory was something that you lost with age
  6. A CD was a bank account
  7. A letter might take three days to reach your friend
  8. Compress was something you did to garbage
  9. Log on was adding wood to a fire
  10. Hard drive was a long trip on the road
  11. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
  12. A backup happened to your commode
  13. Upgrading meant getting a better car
  14. Online meant talking on the phone
  15. Cut: Done with a pocket knife
  16. Paste: Done with glue
  17. Print meant not writing in cursive
  18. A web was a spider's home
  19. A virus was the flu